REPORT

A great sunscreen, a sing-out-loud playlist, and Natasha Lyonne's wild red waves

It's time for the June REPORT!

Jun 30 •

Because what do you MEAN we're almost halfway through 2025??

the May R.E.P.O.R.T. is ready for you!

Jun 1 •

God forbid a girl hyperfixate

An April R.E.P.O.R.T. and happy Taurus season!

Apr 30 •

Your Outie is a friend to babies, the elderly, and Swifties

Please try to enjoy each section of the monthly R.E.P.O.R.T. equally

Mar 29 •

Baby's first post-Disney blues

And a teaser of what I've been working on

Feb 23 •

Stuff I'm very into these days

I feel involuntarily perceived

Dec 16, 2024 •

REPORT(T): mid-April

Some stuff I'm into

Apr 14, 2024 •

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